My Loyalty Ends Where The Paycheck Does - Notebook

€17.00

Tired of pretending you're loyal to the mission when you're really just here for the direct deposit? Same. This sleek, hard-cover notebook is perfect for office rebels, side hustlers, and sarcastic souls who know that loyalty doesn't pay the bills—paychecks do.

Use it to jot down passive-aggressive meeting notes, your next big exit plan, or just doodle while you're "actively listening" on Zoom.

✨ Why You'll Love It:
- Bold statement design that speaks your truth
- Perfect size to toss in your tote or leave visibly on your desk as a quiet protest
- Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone deep in the 9–5 grind.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

📎 Keywords:
Funny work notebook, sarcastic journal, office supplies with attitude, boss babe stationery, anti-corporate gifts, passive aggressive planner, wired for sarcasm shop, planner for work

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Tired of pretending you're loyal to the mission when you're really just here for the direct deposit? Same. This sleek, hard-cover notebook is perfect for office rebels, side hustlers, and sarcastic souls who know that loyalty doesn't pay the bills—paychecks do.

Use it to jot down passive-aggressive meeting notes, your next big exit plan, or just doodle while you're "actively listening" on Zoom.

✨ Why You'll Love It:
- Bold statement design that speaks your truth
- Perfect size to toss in your tote or leave visibly on your desk as a quiet protest
- Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone deep in the 9–5 grind.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

📎 Keywords:
Funny work notebook, sarcastic journal, office supplies with attitude, boss babe stationery, anti-corporate gifts, passive aggressive planner, wired for sarcasm shop, planner for work