I am here so I won't get fired - T-shirt

from €19.50
For the ones clocking in with zero enthusiasm and maximum sarcasm.
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.

Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.

Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).

✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon

Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts

Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the ones clocking in with zero enthusiasm and maximum sarcasm.
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.

Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.

Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).

✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon

Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts

Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!